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My name is muhammad umer and I am study in class 2nd
year in bahria collage karsaz my father was a writter he wrote many books
he was a peot of nature .
I am telling to my dears fllowers
Ladies,
have you ever ended up at a man's house after your first or second date with no
intention of being intimate, but the attraction factor escalates quickly, and
suddenly you realize you haven't showered since before work that morning and
need to freshen up your "Judy"?
So
you find yourself in his bathroom with every intention of taking a cool
washcloth to your lady bits frenziedly, but there's not a single damp towel to
be found, only his large shower towel and a bottle of liquid soap. So you wildly
pump the liquid soap into your hands, scrub Judy down, and clean up with half a
toilet paper roll.
Classy
as fuck.
But
sometimes the guy only has bar soap and this is where your critical analysis
skills set in. Do you run the soap under hot water for 15 seconds to get the
germs off before you swipe it across your crevices furiously while muttering,
"Hope you like the taste of Irish Spring motherfucker!" or decide
then and there to keep all contact above the waist?
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